Friday, March 20, 2009

Recital In The Little Frigging Village Hall Tonight

It is with something - slightly - resembling a pleasurable sensation that we announce that this evening

Miss Constance Goodhead

will give a performance of

Spritz von Todger's

Trouserflute Sonata in Cmen, opus 3.142

in the

Little-Frigging-In-The-Wold Village Hall

Prices:

£7.50 (stalls)

£10.00 ([Un-]Dress Circle*)

Full-colour illustrated Souvenir Programme

(including helpful numbered diagrams) - £12.50

(for plain brown wrapping, please add 75p)

Doors Open: 7:30 pm

Programme Commences: 8:30 pm

Interval: 9:15 pm

(Full body massage (with optional cream cakes) will be available in the foyer)

Programme Ends: 10:30 pm

(Please note all times are approximate).

Important: please make sure ALL mobile phones, pagers, remotely-operated sexual aids and other such devices are switched OFF before entering the auditorium.

[Miss Goodhead's kneepads sponsored by Splodge & Sons (Purveyors of Marital and Sexual aids to the gentry since 1789).]

*Extra-High Power Opera Glasses (with Lo-Lite facility) available (£1.50 + [refundable] £2.00 deposit**)

**ALL deposits to be the full responsibility of the patron (free tissues on request).

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