Monday, May 18, 2009

On Making Full Use Of The Orgy Pitch

Sometimes it can be a little too disconcerting to see one’s Inter-Village Orgy League team not making full use of the width of the orgy pitch, especially when they are trailing by several points or at least one multiple orgasm as the match enters the final quarter of the third half.

Of course, the orgy team themselves will no doubt be as eager as possible to make as much use of the other side’s end as they can, and – of course – to go deeper, especially as the clock begins to run down. However, there is always the danger of leaving the flanks exposed, especially in today’s stripped-down orgy-field fetish gear. This can often leave the opposition with an opportunity to sneak down the wings and get into a rear entry position that leaves your keeper exposed to a late match-winning multiple orgasm, or at least a surprised chicken on the goal line.

Therefore, it makes a great deal of sense to have both your left and right wing forward halfback sweepers mounted on their fetish unicycles. They will then be ready to catch the devices if the quarter-laid back manages to get a good grip on the devices and can pass them forward before the opposition can secrete them in their own well-forwards. This is especially important if your wing forward halfback sweepers are unmarked and within the regulation 10 yards of surprising the chicken.

Of course, there is the obvious danger that the opposing team will notice your wing forward halfback sweepers are mounting their fetish unicycles and will begin coating the inner-thighs of their defenders with marmalade in readiness. However, a good coach will already have the toast buttered, should your centre back-to-front require it.

However, there is a danger that if the umpire blows the referee for an extra time, then the fetish unicycles will need recalibrating when the ends are exchanged, which will mean taking your wing forward halfback sweepers off the pitch during the crucial final minutes. That, though, is a risk a good coach sometimes has to take, especially if it looks as though the cream cakes will run out before the umpire blows the referee for the final time.

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