While you are fully poised in your wallaby-grouting apron, waders and thong, you should always make sure that the cake shop manageress has her serving tongs at the ready to deal with your cream horn. Especially if the gentlemen present have their hands full, encumbered with the melons already put out on display by the lady behind the fruit stall.
Further on down towards the middle of the Little Frigging Weekly farm Perversions market, we find that Splodge & Sons (Purveyors of Marital and Sexual aids to the gentry since 1789) have a stall with many of their devices, fetish gear and other accoutrements and tranklements of the perverted arts on display for the delectation of the connoisseur.
Usually, during these markets there is a display by Little Frigging’s very own synchronised orgiastics squad. Here they often demonstrate some of the more intriguing of their routines for the delectation of the rather large crowds who always seem to gather for such an event. Some of the men in the crowd end up thrusting well forward as the ladies in the squad perform some of the more acrobatic of the deviations in a fully synchronised way that shows off their accomplishments to their full effect.