Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Perversion As An Art


Now, although you may have a pristine and fully-calibrated set of sexual perversion spanners, and some of the latest high-tech sex spatulas, that doesn’t automatically mean that you are ready to become a fully-upstanding pervert. For perversion is as much an art as it is a science, and art needs something beyond mere technical prowess at wielding the tools and devices of that art to truly become an art.

Technical proficiency is all well and good, and can bring a smile to the face of any suitably restrained and lubricated cake shop manageress, or assistant librarian (but if the pomegranates are fresh, of course), but true perversion lies far beyond that. Just as Рto use a well-worn clich̩ Рthe ceiling of the Sistine chapel is more than a couple of coats of Dulux, a true grasp of the perverted arts as an art, lies beyond mere light bondage and the erotic application of small furry mammals to a stockbroker.

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