Now, let us go and see what kind of small intimate massaging device we can locate with the environs of Little Frigging. We require something suitable for a gift for a young librarian and her eager and equally-young assistant as they go about pleasuring each other in an overly intimate manner down in amongst the Fiction S-Z shelves of the Little Frigging village library.
You may feel yourself – or not depending on mood – that such acts are not really suitable indulgencies for the working hours, that such things ought to be kept for the hours when one is not at work, or – at least – confined to one’s tea or lunch breaks.
However, I – for one – feel that this notion of ‘workplace efficiency’ where all the working hours should be devoted to – and solely to – the task for which one is employed is – to say the least – sadly misguided.
It should be evident, if not self-evident – that a happy worker is a more productive worker and therefore any fully-consensual fondling that takes place between workmates should – if it increases the happiness and/or wellbeing of said employees – be encouraged rather than regarded as a break of workplace rules and etiquette.