Friday, April 9, 2010

The Electro-Parsnips of Disinterested Fate

Now, it just so happens that the large round motion-sensing chip-butty is ready to be utilised in our pursuit of the Electro-Parsnips of Disinterested Fate. So, let us go then you and I, now the stockbroker is spread out against the sky and look for some batteries for it.

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You will have already noticed that - for the purposes of battery-hunting - I have adopted the stance of a flustered supply geography teacher. In readiness for our excursion, I would - most humbly - request that you, my little bicycle-shed, adopt a similar approach and take up the stance of a recently-qualified Clinical Services Technician, especially while you sellotape the snack items specially selected for the impending journey to the back of the transportation weasel.

So, time for the final checklist.

  • We both have our expedition uniforms of sequined bra, cor-blimey trousers, day-glo woollen novelty socks and high-heeled flip-flops?

Check.

  • We both have our expeditionary pith helmets?

Ah….

No, my little bicycle-shed, I said pith. PITH. P… I… T… H…. No, don't worry; we can wash it off later.

Anyway, it is now time to mount our beasts of burden. Then, after that, and a quick bath, it will be time for us to set off.

We will be away for the whole of next week. So, (un-)fortunately there will be no more posts here until on or around Monday, 19th April.

See you then!

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