Thursday, July 29, 2010

The First Open-Air Village Orgy Of The Summer

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Now is the time for you to put your stoats back I the vestibule, especially if your cream cakes are laid out and awaiting all the other attendees at the first open-air village orgy of the summer. Of course, it goes without saying that the cheese should be pre-sliced as there is always a danger of slippage especially when so many of the attendees are liberally besmeared with the orgiastic unguents of their choice. This is why always why it is advisable to put the cocktail sticks into the sausages before any gentlemen attendees start to saunter around the buffet table investigating what the catering ladies have left out for them to sample.

Having made sure that all the various tastes of your attendees can be satiated by what the catering ladies have spread out on the tables before them, everything all moist and ready for the gentlemen visitors to apply their cream to. Then it is time to move on to check out the various sideshows and diversions, such as the lady’s Hoopla stall where some of the most prominently upstanding men of Little Frigging will be issuing a challenge to the ladies to see which of the ladies can lob the most rings over the gentleman of her choice. A warning to the any lady wishing to make an attempt to be there early as the ladies queuing for a turn with Strom Thighhammer can often become very long indeed, as – of course – so can Strom

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