Friday, July 30, 2010



[Maureen Writes:]

Notwithstanding is an unfortunate situation for any gentleman of a perverse inclination to find himself in, especially when one’s lady - or gentleman – friend (or friends) have gone to the trouble of accommodating one’s particular interest, deviation, fetish or perversion. For there is nothing quite like the feeling of empty foolishness of standing there dressed as a fondant fancy, traffic warden or supply geography teacher, especially when the person who one has gone to the trouble of trying to stimulate shows no inclination at all. It is deeply disappointing to therefore find one’s putative partner notwithstanding, no matter how adept one’s ministrations or uncanny ability to perform a deeply erotic mime of a penguin shopping for Brussels sprouts in a Norwegian street market early on a Tuesday morning.

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