Friday, September 17, 2010

Orgy Dalliance Request Etiquette – A Pointer

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Now as you approach your putative first village orgy partner of the evening, it is only polite for the gentleman to show his appreciation of the lady by being both a fully upstanding gentleman and by thrusting himself forward just enough to get her attention. Although, in more polite circles it is regarded as somewhat bad form to offer it to her between two slices of bread as some kind of ‘novelty’ sausage sandwich.

Although, I have heard that some of those soft southerners do like to offer to rest it between the ladies baps if she is already occupied with another attendee when the gentleman comes to call on her. However, the lady should herself bear in mind that it is often regarded as impolite for her to reply to any orgy dalliance request if her mouth is already full.

It should also be remembered that if several of you are about to engage in a more mathematically complex dalliance featuring three or more putative partners, it is considered polite for each attendee to always show their working. It should also be remembered that for anything more geometrically-complex that a threesome it is advisable to use a ruler and a protractor, although the use of a pair of compasses can sometimes be hazardous, especially if no-one there wants to feel a little prick right in the middle of proceedings.

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