Thursday, September 16, 2010

Over-Flanking in an Inter-Village Orgy Match

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Of course, pogo-stick based perversions are all well and good, and there are occasions, especially for the more elderly or infirm attendees at an all-village orgy, when a skateboard (with or without the watermelon) can be utilised in an erotic context, providing – of course - that the post mistress is wearing the rubber gloves and the mallard duck is not indisposed.

However, and this is an interesting point (you can study it in depth later, but let me put it back into my bejewelled fetish shorts for the time being), the use of roller skates is not recommended for an outdoor orgy. This is especially true of an Inter-Village Orgy match if the pitch is muddy, as manoeuvring in the tight corners can be severely restricted if the rolling skates get bogged down in the mud, as our own Little Frigging Rear Centre Fondler, Labia Entanglements, discovered to her cost when the Titten Growper forwards rear-ended her without warning, leaving her completely overcome by their flanking manoeuvre.

Of course, by then we were down by a goal, three touch ups and a multiple orgasm with only fifteen minutes of the match left. Someone on the coaching squad recommended bringing up the yo-yos, but I pooh-poohed the yo-yos and suggested that we make use of the Pineapple Inquiry on their forwards. An old trick I know, but whilst their forwards were busy dealing with the pineapples our leading goal scorer Strom Thighhammer was able to go down on the Tittten Growper wicket keeper, then mesmerise her with the dexterity of his manoeuvres in order to bring about the equalising multiple orgasm just as the ref was blowing his final whistle of the match.

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