[What a lovely pair of tits]
Of course, during the autumn months there is nothing nicer for the ladies of Little frigging to be out and about the lanes, paths and by-ways around Little Frigging, getting their hands on as many nuts as they can. Of course, it goes without saying that many denizens of the area, now that the falling leaves make a deep carpet on the ground, enjoy a good prodding through the undergrowth.
It is often surprising what warm creatures; snug in their fur can be brought to upstanding awakefulness or offer a warm moist welcome when the hand is thrust into the dark underneath regions.
However, it must be said that the colder weather can make the ladies slightly disappointed at what nature’s bounty offers them when they reach out a gloved hand to take what their gentleman companions can offer to them, soon though, with a bit of vigorous application matters can soon be brought to a far more satisfactory head.
For the gentlemen too, the season does seem to bring back the eagerly awaited blue tits and red breasts without which the autumn and winter months would not be the same. Consequently, many a gentleman can been seen taking himself in hand in a nearby hedgerow to enjoy the sight of these wonders of nature until he is overcome and has to creep limply away as not to disturb the cavortings of these wondrous creatures.