Now as the spring is almost upon us and the denizens of Little Frigging begin to become aware of stirrings in the undergrowth, it is time to consider packing away the cold winter thermal fetish gear and consider girding our loins in readiness for the first all-village open air orgies on the village green. Usually the open-air orgies begin around late March or early April, but with the impact of global warming, we now expect them in late May as it seems that despite the alleged increase in global temperatures the warmer weather is taking longer and longer to reach these parts. This especially applies to the parts that the Little Frigging denizens like to expose to all and sundry on open-air village green orgy days.
However, once the warmer weather does arrive, the ladies of Little Frigging are always keen to see volunteer fireman, Strom Thighhammer get his hose out into the open air for the first time in the spring and many of those ladies love helping him handle it and to check that it is functioning as it should.
Besides that, the cake shop ladies like to set up tables around the edge of the village green where they can get their baps out and display them for the delectation of the rest of the village. The tables prove useful as well, so the cake shop ladies have somewhere off the damp grass where they can place their buns when the gentlemen of the village want to fill them with their hot pork and a decent amount of freshly-made stuffing.
All in all then, the first village green open air all-village orgy is a special date in the village calendar for all who come there.