Thursday, October 13, 2011

An Organ of Record


In the current climate with the internet taking over more and more of the news function formerly the province of newspapers, it seems that some local papers are suffering loss of sales, and some are even closing.

However, The Little Frigging in the Wold Gleaner, under the erstwhile editorship of Foaming Lickspittle, has gone from strength to strength. It is his foresight that led to the acquisition of the services of former Inter-Village Orgy star, Sherry Ventilator as the Gleaner’s sports correspondent. This has made the Gleaner the newspaper of choice for anyone in the county of Upper Thyghspreader who takes an interest in the Inter-village Orgy cup and league, as well as magnificent coverage of other rural sports such as Estate Agent Immolation, Wild Accordion hunting, folk singer disambiguation and Ladyfingers-in-the-Bush.

Foaming Lickspittle has also employed Grand Uncle Stagnant to produce, what has now become a must-read, rural life column. What's more, this award-winning column – after some serious negotiations in the snug of The Pervert’s Appendage which resulted in all the negotiators unconscious in a heap under the pool table after an exhausting and exhaustive evening of negotiation – has been acquired as an occasional Guest Post at this very blog. The first of which appears sometime in the very near future.

Furthermore The Little Frigging in the Wold Gleaner now sports an essential Perversion of the Week Column written by my very own wife Maureen Trouser-Quandary in which she offers all-comers a chance to peruse her tips.

Not only that each week on page three of The Little Frigging in the Wold Gleaner, there is a full-colour photo-spread featuring the ladies from the cake shop all proudly displaying their baps of the week.

So, make sure that you never miss a copy of this essential read whenever you are in the vicinity of Little Frigging in the Wold.

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