Friday, February 17, 2012

The Little Frigging Ladies Sex Aid and Knitting Club


The ladies of Little Frigging are always keen to give each other a helping hand with their new devices whenever the situation warrants it. Not only that, each lady in the village can count on receiving full oral comfort from her fellow ladies in the village whenever she needs it too.

Only last winter for example, the village Ladies Sex Aid and Knitting Club found themselves stranded together at the post office – where they were holding their twice-weekly gathering – by a freak snowstorm that blocked all the entrances and exits to the Post office up to several metric inches deep.

Seeing that they were cut off from rescue by their menfolk, who had all bravely gathered in the snug of The Pervert’s Appendage to ensure that the pub’s extensive stock of fine ales and connoisseur ciders was safe from frost damage, the women immediately snuggled down together to give each other the warmth and comfort of each other’s bodies.

Several days later when the men managed to sober up enough to manage the tricky business of staying upright long enough to manoeuvre themselves out of the snug of The Pervert’s Appendage they discovered – to their consternation – that all the snow had melted.

Rushing around to the Post Office – immediately after closing time – they were all eager to make sure that the village womenfolk had survived the ordeal, and to offer their assistance should any women have become accidentally undressed during their confinement in the Post Office.

Luckily, we found the women had managed very well on their own, although a few of them said they had suffered from stiff jaws and a couple had very sore wrists for the next few days. All of them though were smiling broadly and made promises to meet up again as soon as possible for a coffee morning, where they could again compare noted on the relative merits of their various sex aids and knitting patterns.

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