Thursday, March 1, 2012

World Inter-Village Orgy Cup Travails

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When called upon, we gentlemen of Little Frigging are always ready to thrust ourselves forward, proud and ready to assist any village lady overcome herself and come to a satisfactory conclusion of her travails. It is, we feel, as perverteers of (very) good standing always to be on hand to assist any lady who needs to achieve satiation whenever she feels the need for satisfaction.

However, unfortunately, it does seem that there are some men (not deserving the epithet of fine upstanding gentleman) who feel that the lady’s satisfaction is of little or no consequence. We have even heard such nowadays shocking views put forward in some of the more backward undressing rooms on Inter-Village orgy match days. No wonder our national game is in such crisis, with the England national Inter-Village Orgy team managing to score only one multiple orgasm and a slightly bewildered chicken in the last seven of its matches. Most pundits have come (often with a little hands-on help from their training assistants) to the conclusion that the national team stands little chance – and, it seems, some team members have little chance of standing too – in the forthcoming World Inter-Village Orgy Cup. This is a very sad outlook, indeed, for the country that invented the sport of Inter-Village Orgies.

Therefore it would seem that the nation needs far more perverteers of good standing to thrust themselves forwards and put themselves into the hands of the selectors in order that we can have a national Inter-Village Orgy team we can all support when the next World Cup comes around.

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