Sunday, May 26, 2013

The Erotic Use of Sellotape


Of course, as many of us are more than a little aware, the use of both sellotape and foodstuffs are now an integral part of the sex lives of many of us, even if it is merely a mater of getting the gravy stains out of the duvet or licking up any excess custard.

Sellotape has always been vital for anyone with even the slightest interest in the erotic arts and sciences, as well as anyone wishing to surprise a loved one with a gift that needs wrapping and/or restraining.

However, for those of us who prefer a shortcrust pastry and a savoury pie there has always been some concern about the gravy making the sellotape fail, as many people are aware gravy – unless it is produced by one’s mother-in-law - is not really compatible with sellotape. Neither - in the normal course of events - is the aforementioned mother-in-law really compatible with any erotic imaginings, except in some very specialised cases beyond the scope of this article, or – for that matter - credibility.

However, several companies – aware of the potential sales any bringing together of both sellotape and pies in an erotic context can engender as the recent work of erotic fiction: 50 Shades of Gravy has proven – are now working on a method of developing specific gravy-proof sellotape for use in an erotic context in time for when the film of the aforesaid multi-million selling novel is released sometime in the next year.

So, get your erotic gravy ladles ready, ladies.

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