Sunday, July 21, 2013

Sex Spatula Manipulation and the Modern Age

Back in the days of yore, of course, a knight would often show the lady of his choice the full length of his lance before asking for her favour. These days at the mid-week orgy in the local village hall, things are not all that dissimilar. However – especially those as (nearly) well-blessed, such as our own Strom Thighhammer – it ill behoves anyone to reveal something of such a length in the relatively close confines of the village hall, especially with the cost of repairing damaged light fittings, and the health and safely concerns that necessitate someone erecting safety barriers around it and the placing of a hazard warning light on its end.

Still, though, these days, a gentleman always has the dexterity with which he can wield his sex spatulas as a way of impressing the ladies there present at his local village orgy. This is of course why a young man should always be given his sex spatulas as soon after reaching adulthood as possible. So, by the time he has grown to that point that males ever get towards maturity, he knows how to wield his sex spatulas in mixed company without creating any undue distress in any nearby woodland mammals that have – however inadvertently – wandered into the near vicinity of the village hall on orgy night.

Of course, it is better that a young man be taken under the wing (if her fetish costume does include wings of course) of an experienced older lady who can demonstrate to him some of the finer points of sex spatula manipulation in a full-on village orgy setting. Luckily, we here in Little Frigging have Maureen, my own dear wife, along with many other well-experienced ladies, who are always more than willing to help out any neophyte along those first few sex spatula wieldings on the road to full manhood.

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